Why don't you send him a yacht, what are you doing?

It was my birthday. I waited at the restaurant until closing, but Sarah never showed. Then I saw her childhood friend, Tom, post a picture on Instagram: "Thanks for the yacht, Sarah! Sunset cruise tonight!" I liked it and commented, "Have fun!"

The next second, Sarah called. "He's my assistant! I rewarded him for closing a major deal, what's the big deal?!" Her voice dripped with sarcasm. "Why are you being so passive-aggressive? You useless loser!"

She hung up before I could explain. I was speechless. The waiter awkwardly approached. "Sir, we're closed." I nodded, picked up the cake, and walked home.