After my wife gave birth to her first love, I hugged my boss

Sarah's first love, Mark, showed up at our house, begging her to have his baby. I refused and kicked him out. That same night, he got drunk, fell into the river, and drowned. Later, on our fifth anniversary, we went to the beach. Even though Sarah knew I couldn't swim, she tampered with my life vest and pushed me into the deep end. Over the crashing waves, I heard her say, "My body, my choice! You had no right to refuse him. If it weren't for you, Mark wouldn't be dead. You owe him!"

Then, I was reborn, back to the day Mark came begging Sarah for a child. I wrapped my arms around my sexy, beautiful boss, Melissa, and said, "Your uterus, your choice. Have as many kids as you want."